Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
