This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i came on her dog
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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