no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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