in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Text me some of your sweat
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