Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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