well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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