would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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