Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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