just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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