he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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