I'm going to jail i love you
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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