would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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