do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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