yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
How external is "for external use only"?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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