wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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