for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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