Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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