Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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