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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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