Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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