I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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