Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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