Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
These tits shall not be calmed
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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