Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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