is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
