Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
