what if I'm pregnant?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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