Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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