butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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