He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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