I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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