Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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