please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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