Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
