No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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