I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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