yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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