Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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