Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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