Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
