Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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