Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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