Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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