Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
