Fine. I'll sleep in my office
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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