I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
And then my night got REAL pukey
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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