do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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