Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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