Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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