did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Success! We fucked roommates!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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