I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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