all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Did I show you my penis last night?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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