Dual....:-)
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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